Mary Kay’s annual “Seminar” in Dallas each July is a chance for everyone to come together for one big pep rally. Women get to show off their evening gowns, and get that “Homecoming Queen” experience that they never had in high school.
It’s also a chance to prove to the world that Mary Kay is a cult and the women in it have lost all good sense. Today I present to you Pamela Shaw, an old-time national sales director in Mary Kay. Her blood bleeds pink, and she never disappoints with outrageous dresses that demonstrate her lack of taste and her separation from reality.
This year is no different. Beware if you’ve recently eaten or have liquids in your mouth. This one is going to hurt. Please leave a comment with your suggestion for the appropriate caption to this photo. (You’re welcome for the close-up, by the way.)