Somebody Hand God the Rubber Chicken: He’s Being Negative Again!

Written by The Scribbler “At one sales meeting, a Director placed a small bank on the table. If anyone said something negative, she had to pay the bank! At another meeting, consultants were given a rubber chicken to hold if they said something negative.” (Former IBC) Have you ever had …

8 Out of 10 Mary Kay NSDs Are Okay With Lying to Customers

Written by The Scribbler Back about 90 years ago, I worked in our church’s nursery.  On this particular day, my three-year old daughter and her playmates were playing the classic toddler game, You Scream and Run Like Hell and I’ll Try to Catch You While I’m Laughing My Can Off.  …

Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Day to be the Sales Type!

Written by The Scribbler Check out the following scripted line and let’s see if we can break the record for “Most Heads Simultaneously Scratched!” Ready? Aaand, action! “We’re looking for women who aren’t the sales type. As an MK Beauty Consultant, you are sharing your knowledge about the products and …

Has Mary Kay Targeted You Like a Mother?

Written by The Scribbler My frustrated toddler hurled her juice cup across the room while I made another toy-recovery loop around the house.  Scientists haven’t yet figured out the basics of teleportation, but it’s only because they haven’t gone to a MOPS group to get their input.  The concept’s quite …