If you thought the brown sparkly number the Mary Kay nsds are wearing this year was bad, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

The next monstrosity is just as bad, but in the lovely color of coral. Since the suits are so ridiculously expensive (about $500 for the jacket and $150+ for a skirt), the company decided to design one that could be worn with the brown pieces. That way the nsds could just buy this year’s overpriced jacket and wear it with their other brown pieces.

Oh, and around the edges… that is described as “chocolate brown and gold metallic fringe.”