1. Botox does strange things to the face.

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2. New Mary Kay Men line of mustache wax?

   (It was either that or about twenty or so other thoughts I had involving “mustache ride”…yes, my mind is in the gutter.)

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   • Lady Z => I thought that too.

3. Pammy spends soooo much money on botox and facial surgery, then completely ruins the effect by wearing scandalously revealing clothing… that reveals her old lady neck, old lady shoulders, old lady chest, old lady arms, old lady hands, old lady belly, old lady thighs, old lady legs, old lady knees…

   Pammy! Newsflash! If you can’t botox it, cover it up!

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4. yeah, yeah… dude looks like a lady! *

   *lady being here defined as ‘washed-up skid row hooker with a dime-store makeover’

   (profuse apologies to areosmith for sullying a classic…)

5. These women try to exude fabulous wealth and exclusivity, and then they pull juvenile stunts like this.

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6. The Caption: Drink and Drag Much?

   => Infer from that what you will.

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7. 1. I feel stupid so I won’t look at the camera
   2. I feel like I’ve been duped but if this is what the “big girl’s” girlfriend time means then I’ll go along with it
   3. I dare you to mock me because I am the Pammy and I am making money off all these people
   4. I’ll be cute just to make the best of the situation and hey, Pammy is doing it so it must be fun
   5. I will regret this
   6. and 7. I don’t get it
   8. take the picture now damn it before the future blackmail moment disappears

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8. The new line of Time Wise hair remover still has some kinks to work out.

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9. Money does not buy class.

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10. I can just imagine the hyperactive, hyped up shrieking at this mildly amusing bit.

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11. I MOUSTACHE you a question. What is keeping you from being just like us?

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    • brilliant! Kinda like the “butt sisters”…… “I would have had 5 new leads from the waitresses- bbbuuuuuttttttt…… they saw this little skit and skidaddled!”

    • LMAO! FULL OF WIN!

12. Eyes of evil gazing to inflict deliberate harm.

13. Is it just my screen, or are the last three people in line wearing an embarrassingly huge amount of blush??

    • Nope, your screen is fine but the last in line with the Pancho Villa ‘stache is damn scary!

14. I mustache you to order lots of inventory you won’t need.

15. “I mustache you a question… Have you ever tried Mary Kay?”

    • I think this one wins!!!

16. We only had to sell $500 in product to earn our mustache prize!

    • We had to ORDER a minimum of $600 in inventory to “earn the privilege” of wearing the prestigious Mary Kay Moustache. Once we bought…er…um… “earned” the privilege of wearing it, we had to BUY the moustache from MK Corporate. We are not allowed to purchase a mustache from another source.

      • I didn’t make it long enough in the group to get that far. My recruiter got moved to a different school and my director quite after having her first child.

        • oops- quit not quite…

17. I mustache you to order inventory now and not shave your order until next month!

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