1. Let’s pretend to pray so they don’t know that we are indeed vampires.

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2. Dear Lord, please let me not regret not retiring last year and that every new consultant enters with a Pearl Inventory initial order. Please take down Pink Truth. Please pray my wig glue holds. Amen.

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3. Dear Lord, please don’t let the string holding my pearls break and spill fake pearls all over the stage.

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4. “When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get.” ~ Matthew 6:5 (NLT)

   It’s about the optics.

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5. Dear Lord,
   Please let them have low self esteem and good credit.
   Amen

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6. McKynzliye is thinking of sending product back. Please Jesus, for me and my unit, please let her wait two more days til after month end. I can’t afford the Cadillac copay. We drive these wheels for you.

   Amen

   P.s. plz tell Mary Kay I’m still trying to recruit. I still treasure the letter she wrote me the day after Christmas.

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7. Pearls before swine.

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8. They’re not praying; they’re checking up on their brackets.

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