Mary Kay’s Fancy Nancy Update

Written by Parsons Green

Pink Truth recently shared that Mary Kay was rebranding one of their best selling lipsticks. Fancy Nancy will now be known as Fancy Coral, since CEO Ryan Rogers apparently hates his stepmother and can’t stand the fact that a product was named after her. The Fancy Nancy news was recently shared with consultants.

Kimberley Grey thinks coral is not a color that women love.

Madison Ross loves Fancy Nancy. It’s her favorite! Gabrielle Fini agrees. It’s a waste of MONEY. Holly Bambolo ponders why the feedback she’s submitted never seems to matter. 

Melissa Mulvihill is also weary of this change. She does NOT carry a huge inventory. She doesn’t want outdated products. Kathy Severin agrees. She’s been with Mary Kay 18 years and will never again carry a full inventory.

Mary Kay lifer and nsd never to be Lynette Bickley wants everyone to sell the sizzle. Time to finish out the last quarter and seminar year. Vera Carpenter tells the original poster to quit whining. Barbara is rightfully agahst and Vera’s response. She does not feel the need to genuflect to the memory of Mary Kay.

Tracy Lynn thinks this will make even more customers ready to try it!

Janice Jablonski thinks the change is because the Fancy Nancy name is shared by a children’s book series. If so, why did it take so long for the author or publisher to request a name change?

Patti Kelton thinks there might be a surplus of Fancy Coral in other countries and Mary Kay needs to clean out their global overstock.

Shalome Dow is another Mary Kay lifer.  She knows the behind the scenes lawsuits between Richard and Ryan and knows that Mary Kay has not paid a dividend to it’s shareholders in years. The name Nancy needs to go. Lynette Bickley then puts down her pompoms and lets everyone know she’s praying.

Phew! Glad we could hear from the directors. Ryan will surely take their comments into consideration. Just kidding! His desire to erase Nancy from his life is much greater.

5 COMMENTS

  1. Where’s your patience ladies? A more appropriate name to get these ladies to slow their roll might be Antsy Pantsy.

    • This morning, I fired up my Instagram account, and one of the first things that popped up was a vintage ad for women’s novelty underwear – with giant ants on them. Then I read DJ’s comment and giggled like a maniac.

  2. The first time I posted this, I put my email in the name field by accident like a dumbass. Tracy, please just delete that one or leave it in moderation limbo…

    “Holly Bambolo ponders why the feedback she’s submitted never seems to matter.” Because they don’t give a rat’s tushie about you and what you think. They only want you to keep spending your money to line their pockets.

    “Barbara is rightfully agahst and Vera’s response. She does not feel the need to genuflect to the memory of Mary Kay.” Keep it up, Barb. You’re headed in the right direction.

    The first time I posted this, I put my email in the name field by accident.

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