The Sound of Losing
Written by Parsons Green
Megan Coleman boldly declared that in 2025, she would earn the top director trip to Budapest. She has earned five previous trips, but has always taken the cash. This trip will be different because it is for her dad. Her favorite memory as a child is watching The Sound of Music with her dad. And Salzburg Austria is a quick 8 hour plane or train trip away from Budapest.
A couple of months into the year, Megan posted a list of things you could do to help her. #5 on the list is prayer, even though Megan admits most people would think God doesn’t care.
Megan took a break from posting about Budapest to remind everyone she’s still trying to earn the NSD title. (At the time she posted this she had two directors in her downline)
Mary Kay rewards Megan’s wholesale orders by inviting her to teach a class to the Norwegian directors when they are in Dallas for training.
If you help her, she will send you a postcard from Budapest.
She photoshopped her and her husband in front of the Sound of Music Gazebo. I’d love to hear his thoughts on Mary Kay.
Towards the end of June, Megan admitted she and her team were $117,700 in whole sale orders away from the goal. But she’s got a goal poster and is confident they will shut this down.
As the month ended, Megan realized she was nowhere close to the $650,000 retail ($375,000 wholesale) needed for the trip. She wanted to finish the year by passing the $500,000 retail mark. She also wanted to sign up 14 new consultants to earn the queens court of sharing bee. She promised her toddler a power wheels excavator if she achieved this. For his sake, I hope that he had no clue she had told anyone this.
Jamie Taylor beat Megan to the punch on posting where she ended up on June 30. Wonder why Megan was slow to report? She only reached the $450,000 unit club. She will not be going to Budapest.
Luckily, the 2026 Top Director Trip will be to Montreux Switzerland! Like Budapest, it’s approximately an 8 hour trip from there to the Sound of Music tour. I have a feeling that 2026, the hills will be alive with the sound of begging.
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She acts as if the only way she can travel to Salzburg is if Mary Kay sends her. This is crazy talk. Buy a plane ticket and go! I cannot wrap my head around this nonsense.
Yes, it would probably cost her less that way!
Not to mention how much less it will cost her and her downline! Just think of the cheering she would hear from her own downline if she posted the following…
“I am going to Salzburg, and you guys don’t have to do a thing! I am paying for it out of my own pocket, and will park my phone while I am gone, so you won’t be hearing from me for 10 whole days while I spend some sweet family time away from my business!
Oh…and I talked my dad into joining us! And I am buying his ticket too!”
Now THIS is what success sounds like.
Her story about her dad.. totally didn’t expect her to say “so he can see pics of ME..” hahaha wowwww I guess I figured she was taking him but why would I assume she’d do something so nice?
This is so humiliating for her. At least it should be. She should be humiliated. But.. she’s not is she?
Not out loud, anyway.
“Jamie Taylor beat Megan to the punch on posting where she ended up on June 30. Wonder why Megan was slow to report? She only reached the $450,000 unit club. She will not be going to Budapest.”
Wow, Jamie really is a vicious little [CENSORED], isn’t she?
Not that Megan’s any better for promising her son something she had to know she’d probably never deliver. Or for yammering on about her father and how this trip would mean everything to him… when he wouldn’t even be going. It was never about ihr Vater; it was always just about her. Sitting through TSoM every night was probably torture for him and only did it to keep her occupied (seriously, that movie’s like 3 hours long. I can’t sit through the whole thing now, let alone when I was a kid).
Megan’s just as high on her own farts as the rest of them, and considering she missed her goal by a “mere” 50 large, I’m happy to unleash a giant Nelson Muntz “HA-ha!” at her. Repeatedly. To the tune of “Lonely Goatherd”.
Missed her *second goal by 50. Missed original goal by a whopping 200 shewwww
And yes, Jamie, that was deeeeeeply low. I bet they all hate Jamie. I bet they all hate each other. It’s all a front. They’re all miserable. They’ll never admit it to themselves or their husbands though. To announce such a fail is so mean. Let it ride a couple of days. You’d think Jamie would understand that considering how many years it took her to finish national and how many trips she didn’t earn.
Yeah… watching TSoM every night, day in and day out, had to be rough. Ain’t no way you were watching that entire movie every single day.
Fun fact: I have an alpine jewelry box from my mom that looks like a chalet and plays “Lonely Goatherd” when you open the top. I love it.
Yodel-lay-ee-yodel-lay-ee-ooooo
She’s a petty bitch to her own little toddler, she’ll be a bitch to anyone. No surprise there. Not that Megan didn’t deserve to be taken down a few pegs.
It’s so very nauseating to read. As was stated, she could’ve gone, and taken her dad, for a LOT LESS than the MK “free” price.
Mary Kay makes it possible for me to fully indulge in schadenfreude without reservation, guilt or hesitancy lol. Reading that SHE ISN’T PLANNING ON TAKING HER FATHER —– I am at a loss for words. I cannot believe she could go on and on and her father has nothing to do with her plan. She is so dumb she can’t figure out how much cheaper it would be for her to pay for her trip for her, her father, her husband, her kid, to go instead of the destruction she insists on inflicting with the barbaric and ruthless manipulation of her downline TO FINANCE A TRIP — FOR HER —-!!!!!! FOR. HER! Dumb because she has no regard for the spiritual cost she is paying, and inflicting on others, for HER EFFING TRIP. That she didn’t get lol. GO DEMON JAMIE!!!! Expose and shame your own victim/volunteer!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves for claiming FREE FROM MARY KAY! You don’t have a career, you don’t have a job, you are CONNING women not instilling “confidence”, you are worse than a pimp because you cloud your exploitation with pink bs and your harm goes on much farther and longer. You destroy families, you destroy financials, and YOU CROW ABOUT A FREE TRIP FINANCED WITH THE SPIRITUAL BLOOD OF OTHERS.
Yes, I enjoy schadenfreude at the expense of each kbot.
She’s a real life Hilly Holbrook.
You 4 dislikes don’t think Juliet and the article did a great job describing Megan Coleman as the epitome of Hilly Holbrook? Wow. Is Hilly your kind of person?
I’m so glad to see you, Char!!! Once again, I’ve learned from you, and learned a lot, omg. That Hilly Holbrook is great for an all around description of horrid oxygen thief. I saw the movie while I was giving plasma or something, vague memory of just trying not to pay attention to what I was doing lol, just know it was LONG, so I didn’t recall her name and looked it up. Came up on villiansfandom.com lol. Hope you are feeling like yourself, again, Char, and glad to see you!!!
I was wondering how you’ve been too?! Your post was on fire, and, I agree, sometimes schadenfreude is the only appropriate emotion……because you try and try to help and warn people first…..but they just ignore you with glee and ego showing on their faces….while shoving it in yours.
It is unfortunate that pie-eaters walk among us. We are regressing toward The Help’s time period and earlier, and it’s scary AF.
Anyway, I thought Megan’s 450k photo actually looked very Hillyesque.
Please feel free to throw shade at everything else this master manipulator posts, but she did say that her dad “has never flown and will never fly” – the fifth pic down. I’ll let her off the hook for not bringing her dad, but absolutely nothing else! 😉
Two Hearted, you are adorable lol. No, I missed that about her dad, and I will agree with you completely on letting her off the hook for that, but then I cannot help but ask, is she even telling the truth about that? She lies about hundreds of thousands of retail sales, year after year, so a lie about her dad would be truly small potatoes! I love your name, it is confounding my mind cause I have always been the one following “One thing I’ve learned no one else seems to know – the more my heart loves, the bigger it grows”, but TWO hearts lol…….thank you for the fun of that notion and also for the correction, I do appreciate truth over being right in my rantings <3
What a beautiful quote! Unfortunately, my pseudonym isn’t nearly as sweet of a story. 😂 I initially couldn’t figure out what was meant by the term IPA in these posts – I didn’t know anything about “incoming producing activities,” but I sure do love a good India pale ale. Bell’s Two Hearted just happens to be my favorite. 😂
My relatives started a business from scratch 30 years ago. They worked like dogs to make it successful.
They now travel to Europe often to visit their daughter/grandchildren who, interestingly, live four hours from Salzburg.
And THAT is what you can do when you own a REAL business.
No begging required.
It seems like it’d be much easier to BUY a car, also–instead of filling up your basement with products so you can get a ‘free’ car!
I just don’t get how any of these directors think that this constant begging makes MK look like a viable oppourtunity for anyone new. Bragging about how they make 50% of every sale but continuing to have sales and missing goals..