Caption This Mary Kay Photo Written by TRACY on June 23, 2012. Posted in Caption This Photo Similar Posts: Caption This Mary Kay Photo Caption This Mary Kay Photo Caption This Mary Kay Photo Caption This Mary Kay Photo Caption This Mary Kay Photo Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterReddit Tags: mary kay segway Trackback from your site. Comments (17) MLM Radar Detector June 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm | # Gaakkk! My first thought was, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Here,’s the latest in Mary Kay equipment, to prowl crowded shopping malls – FAST – trolling for recruits. It needs a trailer hitch for the inventory wagon. Reply ttp June 24, 2012 at 10:41 am | # A trailer hitch for the inventory wagon…..hahhahhahhhahhahha! Reply NeverWasPink June 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm | # For when you’re still out warm-stalking at 85.. Reply Dazzling Diva Dana June 24, 2012 at 1:56 am | # Oh that is HYSTERICAL! Scenerio: *Beep, beep… kindly get out of my way… I see a ‘sharp woman’ over in the Bingo parlor at the Old Age Home…* Reply Kinzie June 24, 2012 at 3:43 pm | # Bwahahahaha!!!!!! Reply Lazy Gardens June 23, 2012 at 9:02 pm | # A mobile dildo? … with no idea of scale, that’s the first thought I had. Reply Katie Scarlett June 23, 2012 at 11:34 pm | # LAZY! I just about splorfed a perfectly decent vodka martini all over the computer screen. You’re my kind of gal! Reply Shooterchic June 24, 2012 at 3:45 pm | # hahahaha to you both! Hey save some of that martini for me! Lol , Reply notapartyfan June 24, 2012 at 5:47 pm | # Ouch!! Think those handlebars might be a little painful! Reply Mocha Freeze June 24, 2012 at 9:02 pm | # Hilarious – I thought the same thing! Great defogged pink minds DO think alike! Reply Schmutza June 23, 2012 at 9:22 pm | # The newest “free car” offer for IBCs! It will only cost you $100,000.00 + all available credit, every friendship you’ve ever had, and your dignity…! But it’s worth it, because it’s free, right? And gosh darn it, it’s so dang cute! You know you want to earn the right to use this beauty of a vehicle! Come on down, ladies. You, too, will be the envy of the neighborhood! Reply former director diva June 24, 2012 at 8:52 am | # Well, that brings a whole new meaning to HELL ON WHEELS! Reply Shooterchic June 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm | # ok I have to admit it…minus the MK thing it is kind or cute. I dont think I would use it, but I could imagine a bunch of older women loving the bright color. At least its more interesting then the drab gray and black ones. Reply Weekended June 24, 2012 at 6:17 pm | # Words fail me. :-O Reply raisinberry June 24, 2012 at 10:11 pm | # “And when you start your business at “profit level”, you win this trophy on wheels…” Reply DivaDove June 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm | # If I saw this thing coming, I’d run like hell. According to the photo, it’s a Segway. Wrong! A Segway only has two wheels. Figures that the MK version would be a fakity fake, just like the MK version of everything else. Reply I Have Integrity May 5, 2013 at 12:35 am | # HOP ON! Mary Kay will take you for the ride of your life! Reply Leave a comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.