I would just assume that she’s at a hair appointment and dashed out to feed the meter or run an…

YES! I had that pink beauty coat with the pink faux alligator cases to haul all over, too. That coat…

I have Opinions about pageants (please, contain your astonishment :P) but even I have to admit it's better than Mary…

"Kelly’s online presence has reduced dramatically" I noticed that, too. Little, if any, mention of MK. She's heavily into pageants.

I am all for an outfit that instills confidence, but I can assure you, it won’t be made of polyester.…