1. Let the seance begin. Mary Kay Wagner Rogers Louis Eckman Weaver Miller Hallenbeck Ash, are you with us????

2. ha ha ha. That’s funny.

   The gal on the right looks to be thinking: ‘hmmm….wonder if there’s any cheesecake left.’

   The gal in the middle: ‘ooooh, my underwear are up my butt. I hate it when that happens.’

   Gal on left: ‘How long do we have to stand up here pretending we are winners? I’ve got so much crap to do making this all look eeeeaaaasssssyyyy.

   Cheer up, ladies. It could be worse. The packaging could be changing in March. Oh, wait, isn’t the packaging changing or they are coming out with Botanical stuff? Suck to be you.

   Merry Christmas

3. “Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…”

   • Drat. You beat me to it!

4. “Welcome to the Monday night success meeting, ladies. If you think we’re using candles because my power got shut off again, you’re being negative.

   You’d also be correct, but we won’t go there. Save it for after the meeting because I gotta recruit some bodies ASAP.”

5. It’s a Mary Kay baptism!! With fake baptismal candles!!!

   They’re the perfect complement to the fake Mary Kay jewelry and smiles!!!

6. Tired of dull career conferences that are just too focused on networking and learning new skills? Join Mary Kay today and see how pseudo-ceremony and too much clapping can transform YOU into someone who actually wants this ugly suit.

7. We don’t fit in with the Twilight crowd, so we are resurrecting Dark Shadows drama series…..come with us into the dark shadows, check your wallet at the door. heh heh heh!

8. Remember when you were a kid and you could make a scary face by shining a flashlight under your chin?

9. “We’d be using real candles, but apparently it’s a fire hazard after all the guff we just talked.”

10. The Witches of Eastwick

11. “OMG! It’s true! These suits are as ugly in the dark as they are in the light!”
    :0

12. Right lady: I hate to be “negative,” but I don’t know how much longer I can hold in this Orchid Chicken.

    Center lady: Same here, but I have to pee.

    Left lady: TMI.

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