1. I have the key to your ultimate demise! Bhuhahahahaha i will destroy the lives of women everywhere!!!!

2. Now I have t he KEY to your Heart, Soul, Checking & Savings accounts and ALL of your CREDIT CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I look so successful in my wig and muskrat, I hope Richard takes a good picture of me.

4. “I keep this key hidden under my wig, nobody will ever find it there.”

5. “Here it is ladies, the key to your financial ruin!”

   • ^^^^ The winner!

6. “I will use this spray painted, ginormous key until I find the REAL key to success!” “Remember Ladies, you got to fake it until you make it. Look…I have mastered that one!!”

7. This key costs only $3,000. Or you can buy a smaller key for only $100 but why do that?

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