Mary Kay Seminar Caption This Seminar Photo July 20, 2019 August 5, 2020 seminar 2019 Words escape me, so I’m going to let you caption this! Negative Mary Kay Seminar 2019 Attire 89 Comments Darlene July 20, 2019 at 3:45 pm 2 years ago Sister Wives of Mary Kay. They think their master loves them but it’s not to be. Lol MSgtK July 20, 2019 at 6:36 pm 2 years ago Wait a sec….is that a NSD w the teenage gladiator sandals on???? :0. GIRL them earrings got to go. I wont even discuss the necklace……Lordy Lordy! Ihatepink July 20, 2019 at 7:37 pm 2 years ago I can’t unsee those hideous gladiator shoes. Darlene July 20, 2019 at 3:47 pm 2 years ago And OMG what in all that’s holy and unholy is up with those hideous gladiator sandals? PurpleH July 20, 2019 at 3:56 pm 2 years ago That’s just “Fancy’s” signature look: “more is more”. Or something thst rhymes with “more.” Darlene July 20, 2019 at 4:14 pm 2 years ago Lol! Apparently she’s never watched Working Girl it read up on Chanel’s advice to look in the mirror and take off one thing (like those garish sandals or that huge, fake costume jewelry ring) before leaving the house. Nancy July 20, 2019 at 3:58 pm 2 years ago Wow! That’s pretty tacky. Don’t know who that is but she looks like she may be working the Vegas Strip to earn some extra cash. Kelly July 22, 2019 at 2:28 pm 2 years ago Professional Business Attire Do’s and Don’ts. Here are four shining examples of DON’T. gravyk July 20, 2019 at 4:04 pm 2 years ago One week only, straight from Dollywood, the “Fake It Till You Make It’s” performing their hit single, You’re Nobody Till Somebody from MK Loves You.” JanRD July 20, 2019 at 5:15 pm 2 years ago Yeah, no caption will top that! MSgt K July 20, 2019 at 6:32 pm 2 years ago Are open toe shoes allowed now days??? No wonder MK forbid them…she envisioned this mess!! How many bracelets can you wear? Umm are you playing strip poker and jewelry counts???? Color matching is good for you….How about looking in the mirror and just asking if this coordinates??? Oh my!!! No caption possible from me…shaking my head…. MSgtK July 20, 2019 at 6:35 pm 2 years ago Wait a sec….is that a NSD w the teenage gladiator sandals on???? :0. GIRL them earrings got to go. I wont even discuss the necklace……Lordy Lordy! MLM Radar July 21, 2019 at 1:13 pm 2 years ago Left over Mardi Gras beads. Hideous, but strangely appropriate. MLM Radar July 20, 2019 at 4:04 pm 2 years ago My first impression was that I was seeing a pod of grey dolphins in formation, rising up out of the water on their tails. Unfortunately, the pod pictured here didn’t sink back under the waves. gravyk July 20, 2019 at 4:08 pm 2 years ago Those sandals look like the NBC peacock logo too. Stranger things. TRACY July 20, 2019 at 4:14 pm 2 years ago The peacock gladiator sandals are just a mess, aren’t they? JanRD July 20, 2019 at 5:21 pm 2 years ago And with a suit?! Mary Kay would have been freaking out! MSgtK July 20, 2019 at 6:40 pm 2 years ago MK would have heart failure over all of these gals Not one meets professional standards…… BestDecision July 20, 2019 at 5:27 pm 2 years ago First it was the doe-eyed stare just like the 20/20 special. Then it was those Rainbow Brite shoes. Complete hideous embarrassment to MK. TRACY July 20, 2019 at 5:29 pm 2 years ago We must find these sandals online somewhere! Need to know the brand!!! BestDecision July 20, 2019 at 5:45 pm 2 years ago Tracy, NSD Kristin Sharpe just posted there are only 187 NSDs in the US. Around 2002, I was told there were 300 or so. TRACY July 20, 2019 at 6:12 pm 2 years ago Good to know. I had estimated around 200 NSDs. Happy that the number is even smaller! Jacirene July 21, 2019 at 11:03 pm 2 years ago For the lady in gladiator sandal, the legend would be: Left! Fight with Joshua in Jericho! juliegalstar July 23, 2019 at 1:49 am 2 years ago lady with flower boots: she’s a flower child–love, peace & flower power- left over from 1968 Haight-Ashbury region of San Francisco. Deflated Pink Bubble July 20, 2019 at 5:59 pm 2 years ago Okay, besides the excessive amount of dime store jewelry, and those hideous Peacock sandal boot things, how much PEROXIDE was used in the making of these hairstyles? Jesus that’s a lot of bleached blond! EyesWideShutNoMore July 20, 2019 at 6:18 pm 2 years ago Lol, they probably get it in bulk like you would for chlorine! MSgtK July 20, 2019 at 6:52 pm 2 years ago ROFL! MSgt K July 20, 2019 at 6:51 pm 2 years ago I didnt get past the outfits. Tks for pointing it out. Once I looked at the hair, I noticed everyone had dark roots…you thought they would have those done for seminar…horror….gasped! Then I noticed gal on right has mismatched nail polish and peacock gal has mismatched toenail polish…wow! TRACY July 20, 2019 at 7:01 pm 2 years ago And then there’s this…. Enorth July 20, 2019 at 7:40 pm 2 years ago Kimberly needs a little more “support.” And the one in black on the end looks like she’s going for the Vampira look with black cape and dark lipstick. Darlene July 20, 2019 at 8:30 pm 2 years ago Oh Lordy that’s bad!! It’s like an accident and I can’t stop looking! Char July 21, 2019 at 6:47 am 2 years ago Announcing: Padookie High School’s Multi-Year Class Reunion 2019 Events: Prom Queen “Consolation” Contest – A chance for all you aging wannabes to finally feel special. Update: Another successful reunion for Padookie. Go Oinkers! Thanks to all our contestants. (Photographed) juliegalstar July 23, 2019 at 1:53 am 2 years ago is t he second from right a reject dress leftover from LuLaRoe?! BestDecision July 21, 2019 at 7:55 am 2 years ago That’s her daughter. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree. JanRD July 20, 2019 at 7:42 pm 2 years ago Flamingo Fortenberry is third from left. Enorth July 20, 2019 at 8:05 pm 2 years ago Are they all related? Pinkiu July 20, 2019 at 8:48 pm 2 years ago What’s with the grey/white hair? I know most of them are related, but is it a unit “thing”? TRACY July 21, 2019 at 5:57 am 2 years ago That’s actually blonde. LOL Carol Hansen July 21, 2019 at 4:25 pm 2 years ago Love the tan lines on the one in hot pink. She didn’t think anyone would notice? MSgtK July 21, 2019 at 7:36 pm 2 years ago Ummm nighttime bedroom fashions for your hubby???? I would love to see MK alive and her reaction to this mess!!! EyesWideShutNoMore July 20, 2019 at 6:10 pm 2 years ago “Brassy and Assy, Not One Bit Classy” MSgtK July 20, 2019 at 6:51 pm 2 years ago Lol! enorth July 20, 2019 at 6:34 pm 2 years ago New products: a Natural Certified Skin-Care line. Ingredients from nature. An exfoliating powder for 34 dollars. Face oil for 48 dollars. EyesWideShutNoMore July 20, 2019 at 7:29 pm 2 years ago And here they are, the perfect spokespeople for that natural skin care line. LOL ShatteredPinkCaddyDreams July 20, 2019 at 7:18 pm 2 years ago I like the Peacock Shoes Jessielynn July 20, 2019 at 7:39 pm 2 years ago Please do a “caption this” with their awards night dresses! And Jordan Eicher’s dress! TRACY July 20, 2019 at 8:04 pm 2 years ago Oh my. Darlene July 20, 2019 at 8:32 pm 2 years ago That’s a dress? It looks like she forgot to pack the dress and decided to wear the crinoline as the dress. Lol TRACY July 21, 2019 at 5:58 am 2 years ago Hilarious, isn’t it, how everyone is falling all over themselves to tell her she was “killing it” in this dress. She looks ridiculous. And yet the sheeple know that they’re all supposed to say it’s amazing. BestDecision July 21, 2019 at 8:02 am 2 years ago Tracy, I just sent you 2 more from Seminar. Prepare yourselves for stripper boots… TRACY July 21, 2019 at 10:56 am 2 years ago Oh my. Darlene July 21, 2019 at 11:42 am 2 years ago Oh Emm Gee. And I will still never understand thigh high peep toe boots. Not to mention they look a little scuffed on the knees. Could be the angle of the picture, could be from begging for orders to make production. TRACY July 21, 2019 at 12:37 pm 2 years ago Those are actually rips in the knees. Like… tears that were put there on purpose to look fashionable. enorth July 21, 2019 at 1:02 pm 2 years ago Aren’t these the people who own(ed) the Shabby Chic (something like that) online clothing boutique? Darlene July 21, 2019 at 1:04 pm 2 years ago Nothing about that look is fashionable so why start with the boots/knees? LOL BestDecision July 21, 2019 at 5:14 pm 2 years ago Tracy, more Seminar attire happenings are on their way to you. Prepare yourselves for pimp suits, ladies… And a “top secret” product launch coming… KayNotMary July 24, 2019 at 3:01 am 2 years ago Any minute now the one on the right is going to start twirling a baton. Badly. EyesWideShutNoMore July 21, 2019 at 6:09 pm 2 years ago Is Jordan pregnant? That tulle skirt thing makes her look like it. TRACY July 21, 2019 at 6:58 pm 2 years ago I wondered the same. I don’t think so. Lazy Gardens July 21, 2019 at 7:18 am 2 years ago My SO says that this is the fashion equivalent of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. they have no idea how bad it looks. And who are there women? Emmapeelfan July 21, 2019 at 7:55 am 2 years ago 3 word: Oh honey, no. Emmapeelfan July 21, 2019 at 7:56 am 2 years ago Words…really I can grammar. Darlene July 21, 2019 at 11:43 am 2 years ago You’re forgiven. Your brain is probably a bit traumatized right now. LOL Parsonsgreen July 21, 2019 at 9:37 am 2 years ago The crowd of women had been pestering women all day asking to borrow their faces for their portfolio. Police asked for a copy of their Schedule C and the crowd disbursed immediately. Gravyk July 21, 2019 at 10:12 am 2 years ago “Here’s your one chance, Fancy don’t let me down” …. (no dis to Reba intended) Erin July 21, 2019 at 12:08 pm 2 years ago I am a Texas girl, born and bred. Houston raised, Dallas for college (go Ponies!), San Antonio for raising my family. I know all about big, blonde hair and, at times, even admire it. The higher the hair, the closer to God, right? But *this* hair? Who do they think they are kidding??? Girls, if you’re reading this, you don’t look like Highland Park, you look like Garland. Celeste Carrington July 21, 2019 at 12:43 pm 2 years ago Ridiculous Char July 21, 2019 at 12:56 pm 2 years ago Costumes aside, every time I see pics of consultants, Hilly Holbrook and friends come to mind. Darlene July 21, 2019 at 1:06 pm 2 years ago I always think Stepford Wives(the original, not the Kidman edition although that could work too if there were more hats) Roo2 July 21, 2019 at 1:56 pm 2 years ago I can only imagine the stunning ensembles these girls will have on their Bahamas cruise Nancy July 21, 2019 at 2:31 pm 2 years ago Oh my! I can’t stop laughing. I know these women claim to be professional business owners. But what profession and what business? Hot pink crinoline girl looks like something that was on the top of our toilet when I was growing up. Darlene July 21, 2019 at 8:14 pm 2 years ago Omg the Crochet Skirted Barbie toilet paper cover? That took me right back!! Lol Cindylu July 21, 2019 at 3:57 pm 2 years ago First of all if I got to Seminar and saw these getups as a new IBC, I would be cringing. It looks like you need to be a bleach blonde to be in their group. Between the tacky gladiator shoes, over the knee boots with rips, and the neon crimson crinoline tulle half dress it’s very hard to take any of these women seriously. I felt like seminar was cultish decades ago. Now these creepy photos just like the hale bop comet cult (Heavens Gate), make me Leery. I’m sure Corp is seeing the beginning of the end. With fewer NSD’s to pension off, the heirs and board members must be rubbing their hands in glee. JanRD July 21, 2019 at 4:54 pm 2 years ago Could someone clarify for me what system is used in the Circle of Achievement awards? Seeing pictures of $350,000, $400,000, etc. I assume it’s based on orders by individual or team. I don’t presume success based on this or other compensation (cars, cruises, jewelry) without seeing a Schedule C. BestDecision July 21, 2019 at 5:12 pm 2 years ago It’s the total yearly retail product ordered by a Director and her entire unit. Not sold, but ordered. JanRD July 21, 2019 at 5:41 pm 2 years ago I appreciate the information – thanks! Guessing there is product in closets, basements, etc. TRACY July 21, 2019 at 5:45 pm 2 years ago It is wholesale orders of the unit x 2, which is suggested retail pricing. And then sometimes for a special promotion the suggested retail pricing is multiplied by two… it’s called double credit. JanRD July 21, 2019 at 5:54 pm 2 years ago Thanks, Tracy! That $400,000 figure is becoming less impressive. If they’re fortunate, they sold enough product to pay for Seminar and those crazy outfits! BestDecision July 22, 2019 at 5:46 pm 2 years ago A Director doing $400K Circle of Achievement grosses no more than $46K/year. After taxes, that’s $34,500 that then decreases because of her expenses. Simple math: 200,000 wholesale Divided by 12 months = $16,666 wholesale/month X .23 Director commission and unit volume bonus =$3,833 commissions/month X 12 months = $46,000 gross commissions JanRD July 22, 2019 at 6:42 pm 2 years ago Thanks for the breakdown, BestDecision. One can easily see that most jobs with benefits are going to be a better deal.? MSgtK July 21, 2019 at 7:41 pm 2 years ago I am going to start needing bleach for my eyes!!!!! EyesWideShutNoMore July 21, 2019 at 7:56 pm 2 years ago You can borrow some from the Copeland Clan! They have a whole drum of it for their hair! Enorth July 21, 2019 at 7:44 pm 2 years ago Judges gave extra points for perfect hand-placement in top photo. Kimberly has a photo of herself in the bathtub on FB. Consequences July 22, 2019 at 1:38 am 2 years ago They all look slightly pained – not one genuine smile amongst the whole lot! And the pink crinoline girl, wow. She doesn’t look very big, and yet that dress makes her look like beachball. Why would you want to look bigger than you are? Is it a predator/prey thing? Neverpink July 23, 2019 at 9:27 am 2 years ago Today I learned that you have to be box blonde in order to be part of the “big girls club”! Well, with the exception of Tullesplosion there… Pinktruthsaves July 24, 2019 at 1:32 am 2 years ago I can get over all the tacky gear if these women are genuinely happy and have something to celebrate. But are they as happy as they look? And do they really have something to celebrate? Do their net earnings from Mary Kay reflect their smiles? Pinktruthsaves July 24, 2019 at 1:46 am 2 years ago I suspect that the numbers of NSD’s, SD’s, etc. will all shrink and their numbers will increase in other countries where MKI has opened up its market—and the cycle will repeat itself all over again. It is a mathematical certainty that pyramids do not have much room at the top! And all unfulfilled dreams eventually come to an end, one way or another. AlmostPink January 8, 2020 at 9:53 am 2 years ago Crystal makes me sad. Her niece has already been queen of something at maybe 18, her mother and sister are NSDs. What is up with her? Why can’t she get to NSD? She lost her pink Cadillac and went to Equinox a while back and she’s been a director almost 20 years. TRACY January 8, 2020 at 2:03 pm 2 years ago If only she was willing to work a little harder. I mean it’s just a numbers game. Comments are closed.