The Future Oasis Area
Written by Parsons Green
In September 2022, Megan Wilkes Coleman proudly declared that she would debut her national area by May 2023. (You know where this is going. It’s almost 3 years after she was supposed to finish her area, and she’s not even close.)
At the time, Megan had three first line directors. She also had three DIQs, one of whom was professional DIQ Lauren Wagner. (Note: Lauren recently declared her 7th attempt at becoming a director.)
Sadly, Megan did not finish her national area but did earn the top directors trip to Barcelona by hitting $650,000 fake retail “sales”. (She took the cash option instead)
In October 2023, Megan shared that she’s earned 46 gold medals in her time in Mary Kay. A gold medal means that Megan has signed up 5 or more consultants in a month. The consultants then have ordered at least $600 in inventory. At the minimum, that’s 230 consultants with $138,000 in wholesale orders. (At the time she had been in May Kay 10 years). Where are all these consultants today? Why aren’t they sticking around?
In May 2024, Megan attended an event where she signed a card signifying her commitment to becoming an nsd.
Unfortunately, Megan did not debut as a NSD by June 2024. She also failed to earn the top director trip. She and her team had $525,000 in “sales” which is approximately $262,500 in wholesale orders, most of which is probably sitting in basements, garages, and closets of Megan’s downline.
She then dedicated 2025 to earning the top director trip to Budapest. On June 30th 2025, she changed her focus to finishing the year as a $500,000 unit. She ended the year as a $450,000 unit and did not earn the trip.
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But she didn’t want anyone to forget in 2025 that she was also going to become a national sales director!
Megan is committed to earning the 2026 Top Director Trip to Switzerland.
Megan recently held her own January Jumpstart to get her team ready to finish the Mary Kay year strong. Mary Kay Inc. even sent someone to bring sample jackets and jewelry for her team to check out! Megan’s goal for 2026 is to keep it simple sweetie. Mary Kay has a tried and true business model. You just need to follow it.
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Megan currently has three directors – Kaitlyn, Jamie, and Anastasia. Former taco director Carly Phetteplace is back in DIQ so hopefully Megan came pick up 16 more directors by the end of the year to finally finish the Oasis National Area.
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Firstly, I want it known that those unevenly spaced and crooked pictures are making my brain itch.
Secondly, has ducklips ever looked good on anyone? No? So stop it!
“Sign up to buy/sell products from/for me so I can go to Europe while you sit at home playing with your unsold makeup!”
Begging is such a sound business plan. I’ll bet it works every time. Just ask a panhandler!
Arrrgh, yes, the whole “buy stuff from me so I can do thing!!!” annoys the heck out of me. As a customer, I want to know why the product is a good thing for me, not why me buying it benefits you.
Of course most retailers train their staff in their products and customer service, and have a more sensible business model than:
1) Collect underpants… I mean, buy up a bunch of unsellable inventory
2) ???
3) PROFIT!
Oasis Area?? More like Mirage Area.
Oh, yeah, another kvetch. Use readable fonts, for Pete’s sake. It looks like “Futube Oaziz Aben” and probably summons Cthulu or something.
Still cranky, need more coffee…
I read that out loud and my dog started floating. I hate when that happens…
This reminds me of something that happens in some Olympic sports. If a high jumper or pole vaulter misses a certain height once, they can skip a second attempt and move on to the next height. Megan seems to be trying the same thing, except with no proven success on the lower bar. “Well, I’ve never had more than 6 SDs at once in 12 years, so obviously I will be able to find, groom and launch 16 SDs in the next 6 months.”
I’m still waiting for the Fog People to defend the use of the word “sales” when everyone knows it really means “products ordered from MK”- and now sits as unsellable inventory in consultants homes and cars.
Never. THey will never say this out loud. It’s a pyramid scheme if anyone admits it.
The Oasis area, huh? I hope they don’t look back in anger after their wonderwall collapses.
Sorry, terrible joke, I know, but I couldn’t resist. (And while Noel and Liam Gallagher may be known for some unsavory stuff, I don’t think that MLMing was ever noted. 😆)
“Mirage Area”. BINGO!!! That is priceless lol because that mirage is a lot closer to reality than her Oasis area if the past is any indicator. And I would say the past IS an indicator. What is that saying…..those who do the same thing, over and over, and expect a different result…..oh yes, they are Mary Kay devotees!
But beyond that, what she needs is to connive 16 people into swallowing a line of straight up bullshit, hand over their credit cards, STICK AROUND long enough for her to qualify to qualify for No Sense of Decency stature, and then cajole, coerce and hoodwink innumerable numbers of people in the years following to maintain being a person heralded for No Sense of Decency.
IF! and it would seem to be closing in on a WHEN versus an IF – IF mkorpse doesn’t read the writing on the wall and trash the whole human component of this twisted, wretched pyramid scheme for a far more lucrative online presence without the nasty need for indulging overstuffed, overly arrogant and undoubtedly excessively entitled Queens of No Sense of Decency.
So IF! Megan achieves her putrid goal, how long will it last? What a beautiful future to contemplate that I couldn’t really believe could happen before. But now a future of no more mkrap consultants and directors and the worst of the worst, the nsds, that future MAY COME TO PASS!!!
Hope you fail, Megan. You deserve better.
These beautiful women continue to humiliate themselves. I don’t understand it.
When I was a little girl in the early 1960’s, we had a neighborhood Avon Lady. My mother referred to her as “that pain in the ass.”
Take the hint.
Future Faking at its finest.
Seriously, with all the readably available info, why on earth would someone want to be a nsd at this point?BTW, I I read Jackie Brown’s book, I broke my elbow and spent 2 weeks in prison (–rehab, very foo foo but still–@ least 3 weeks of recovery at home and hopefully I can hold stuff again and use it and function like a normal person. I still feel quite sorry for myself) Was given permission to type –yeah.
OOF! I feel sorry for you too, Suzy! Hopefully your elbow grows back soon.