Jamie Taylor Area Update
Written by Parsons Green
We recently reported national sales director commissions for July and August, the first two months of the new seminar year. Jamie Taylor’s name was not on either list, meaning she earned less than $10,000 in commissions in each of those months.
This could be a problem for Jamie because she needs to bring in at least $100,000 in commissions in the seminar year to retain her nsd title. It’s slim pickings in the Verge area, where they have churned directors quickly.
What’s Jamie doing to rally her team? She’s challenging them to earn a special BEADED charger cord if they hold TEN parties in a week.

Three of her directors have shared what they are doing to win this glamorous prize. (The version I found has a $3.00 coupon on Amazon and can be yours for $6.99)

Rachel Ryan needed 7 more parties before September 13th. She’s never had a 10 party week but this is her time. She also is purchasing her fourth “free” Cadillac this month, and is offering TEN free hydrogel eye patch jars. These have a retail value of $44, so Rachel spent $220 wholesale for these ten jars.

Jamie Cochran shared that she’s also chasing down this prize. You only need to bring yourself and two other people for it to count as a party. She has hostess gifts aplenty if anyone would like to help her out. It appears that Jamie had four parties, and then scheduled a Pizza and Possibilities night. She’d have free pizza and the first ten people who came would also receive a free gift. Sadly, Jamie did not share any pics to show us how this party went but shared she’s still got ten free gifts to share. She’s also waiting patiently for women to stumble on her social media account so she can help them with their makeup look.
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Anastasia Syzmkowski also wants this charger. It’s her whole personality. She’s using the contest as an opportunity to update her portfolio! She’s looking for women in more than 25 categories to help. And sadly, she’s posted no updates on how her parties and portfolio quest has gone.
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Chelsea Adkins has not posted about the charger, but she recently attended a training with Jamie. She shares that she’s listened to Jamie’s training every week for twelve years and takes notes every single time.

Chelsea is able to multitask by getting ready when she charges her electric Cadillac. She’s also training for the marathon God called her to do three years ago. She has a 17 mile run scheduled for October 7th and her marathon is nine weeks away. She hopes she can finish. Yes, God called her to run! In her downtime, she’s attending her brother’s football games and shares a helpful hack to get around the rules banning outside food and drink.
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As for Jamie, she’s fully embraced the new Mary Kay Beauty Shared campaign and posted this adorable video of helping her daughter put on lip gloss. However, who can forget when this same child asked for a snack during a very important Zoom call?

Will any of Jamie Taylor’s downline win one of these beaded charges? Will Jamie appear on the commission list for September? Will Chelsea finish million or the marathon first? Stay tuned for further episodes of As the Downline Churns.















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People, are you even paying attention to what you’re doing? It’s a cheap, no-name charger that’s going to take twice as long to charge your phone if it doesn’t overheat, and crap out in no time and wind up in the landfill. Whatever bribes you’re going to have to offer hostesses in order to hold parties are going to be way more expensive than this grade school art project you’re trying to win. It’s the sort of thing your daughter begs you for at 5 Below and you say OK because it will make her happy for a day and it’s so cheap you don’t care if she loses it or breaks it or takes it apart for the beads, not a prize for grown women to be drooling over.
As for Chelsea, I think she’s got Jamie figured out and knows that blowing sunshine up her ass in mass quantities is an easy way to stay on her good side. Just because she *says* she takes pages and pages of notes doesn’t mean she actually does. I assume she’s wearing one of those tennis skirts with the shorts underneath and had her contraband stashed in the pocket. So… she can’t just eat before the game, why? Or after? High school games have 12 minute quarters and it’s not like they’re chock full of instant replay worthy, edge of your seat action. Whatever; enjoy your sweaty tepid underpants-adjacent burger, Chels. Hope you snuck in a medium soda in a large cup in your other pocket to wash it down.