1. If you close your eyes to the realities of Mary Kay it makes it to be happy in Mary Kay.

2. if you close your eyes the reality of Mary Kay it makes it easier to be happy in Mary Kay.

3. more money…more money…..more money!!!

4. This is what is looks like right before you puke.

   • *it

5. We got our $1,200.00! (GMB video)

6. Drink it…the pink kool aid tastes soooooooo good.

7. I really hope this isn’t their ‘O’ faces!!!

8. This made me think of the American Idol contestant who sanh She bang! She bang! Only this one would be Shbanks! Shbanks!

9. “Muah HA HA HA!!!! See the sign behind us that says ‘Fail Forward’?
   When you FAIL, we make MONEY!!!! And that is ALL we care about. FAIL BABY FAIL.”

10. I also just noticed how GMB has all her bees flying off her right breast. Now those are some boobies!

    • Boo-Bees.

11. “OMG, Gloria, I think that Seminar food is really getting to me. . . ”

    “The food? Hell, Pammy, it’s the closed toestank that’s turning my gut!”

    “Is that what it is? But we’re already onstage Gloria, and I’m gonna hurl!”

    “So am I, Pammy, hold my hand and we’ll both puke PINK!”

    HHUUAAAAAGGGGGKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

12. Lord Mary Kay, we worship you and pray you will bring us more suckers with high credit limits – amen and amen!

13. “Ewwwwwww! Gloria!”

14. Wait, and there’s NO booze allowed in MK events?!? Ladies, you got some ‘splaining to do then!! Because I can’t get my head around any context in which this makes sense that DOESN’T involve some drinking..

15. “Dear Hod, thanks for all the diamonds, cars, vacations, botox, face-lifts, etc…but it’s not enough! Please send us more victims…uh, we mean, ‘recruits’, so we may continue to plunder for your glory. In Mary Kay Ash’s name we pray, amen.”

16. Ooooooooh! Can’t you just smell that money!!!!!

17. “See? I told you if we sacrificed that litter of kittens at seminar, the Dark Lord would bring us some Mary Kay virgins!”
    “Yes! And I’ve already scheduled their facials! Praise the Evil One!”

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