1. Married to the (Pink) Mob

2. I take thee, in sickness and in health.. brake replacements and co-pays.. til bankruptcy and re-possession do us part….

3. The guy on “My Strange Addiction” only made love to his car. I topped that! I *married* my car!

4. MY PRECIOUS!

5. Miss Fortune

6. I thought of a caption, but writing it down would earn me a seat on the short bus to hell.

7. “God First, Family Second, Career Third… oh wait…this photo pretty much disproves all of that!”

8. Bride: “Now before we begin the reception, I would like to take a few moments to tell you about a wonderful opportunity! … And today only, whoever catches the bouquet gets their starter kit free!”

   • And It’s LilBunny for the WIN!

   • I cried laughing so hard…I think I woke my kids up !! Well said!

     • Glad i could provide some laughs! I can totally see a kaybot saying something like that at a wedding. O_o

   • OMG! I think you won with that caption. You just earned a ribbon! LOL

9. The groom? What do I need a groom for??

10. Hurry up and take the picture before the repo man comes by to get the car. My gown is a rental, so I wore deodorant on this important day. The owner of the house is going to come out any minute and shoo us on down the road. So hurry hurry I have a reputation to hold up.

11. Her dream NSD wedding while her consultants live the nightmare of stress: can’t afford water bill, electricity, car payments or mortgage.

12. I’m surprised her gown is not pink.

13. Wha? This car? Of course it is miiiine, don’t you see it?

14. Thank God my fiancee is RICH! I can buy enough product to keep the car 🙂

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