God Brought Chelsea an Order
It’s been a while since we’ve discussed our favorite Mary Kay trainwreck, Chelsea Adkins. Once she started “bible school” she became much quieter on social media. But fear not! Chelsea has not given up blatant blasphemy.
On Sunday, Chelsea LITERALLY prayed for someone to place an order on her MK website. And on the way to church she got a notification that an order was placed!
And this means…
GOD DON’T PLAY ABOUT ME!!!
Yes, Chelsea is saying that God heard her prayer and sent her a Mary Kay order. Such a simple social media post, but so much to unpack there.
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Based on the big deal she made of it, making a sale must be a pretty difficult and rare occurrence…especially when such a sale requires divine intervention.
As I was getting ready this morning, I hoped that there would be some funny, snarky comments on Pink Truth and YOU GUYS DON’T PLAY ABOUT ME!!!! XD
Funny what prayers God answers – why isn’t He answering her prayer to be NSD? She’s already two years past due.
We must link to that article to remind everyone: https://www.pinktruth.com/2021/12/20/chelsea-will-not-be-an-nsd/
She was going to be an nsd in January 2022.
I like how she writes like a thug – great PR for MK.
Megan Wilkes Coleman also posted about a random website sale
https://i.imgur.com/G0HD8Ev.jpg
I guess this is the new copypasta making the rounds of the MKBot world.
Interesting that both Chelsea and Megan sold the $215 Volu-Firm set.
Also interesting that Megan’s order included the $70 Biocellulose Mask, which they haven’t been able to unload at any price since they came out.
“Interesting that both Chelsea and Megan sold the $215 Volu-Firm set.”
They bought from each other.
Why is making ONE SALE such a big dang deal if the products supposedly “fly off the shelves”?
It’s so amusing when these liars expose themselves.
That’s what I was thinking, too… if the products “fly off the shelves,” why are you praying for orders?
They fly off the shelves on the floor in an earthquake
Right, people who sell on Etsy, Ebay, Amazon, and what have you don’t blow up the interwebs every time they make a sale. Grubhub doesn’t light up social media every time someone orders takeout. Chewy doesn’t post pictures of my shopping cart every time I order cat treats (which is often.) It shouldn’t be a BIG FREAKING DEAL when a sales outfit… SELLS SOMETHING.
Yeah sure, Jesus said to his disciples “go forth and sell overpriced skincare to the nations.” 🙄
“There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far but only yours actually exists. The others are silly made up nonsense. But not yours. Yours is real.” — Ricky Gervais.
And hers apparently sends people to place MK orders. 🙄
When you don’t have to prove anything, you can claim anything.
“When you don’t have to prove anything, you can claim anything.”
And they do. Oh do they ever!!!!
To possibly paraphrase George Costanza: If you believe it, it’s not really a lie.
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Chelsea, shouldn’t you be more focused on IPAs instead of sneaking onto Pink Truth? If you were, perhaps making one single website sale wouldn’t be such a big deal!
Also, for what it’s worth, I got a LOT of big-ticket, random website orders in my last couple of years in MK. They were inevitably scammers. The old, I only operate in cash, but a client paid me with a $2,000 check, could you cash it, keep your part, and send me the rest deal.
WOW! Preying on the desperate? “I got a LOT of big-ticket, random website orders in my last couple of years in MK. They were inevitably scammers. The old, I only operate in cash, but a client paid me with a $2,000 check, could you cash it, keep your part, and send me the rest deal.”
“I was very religious as a child. I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I learned that God doesn’t work that way, so instead I stole one and asked for the Lord’s forgiveness.” – Emo Phillips
Seems like a lot of stealing goes on in the world of Mary Kay, in a manner of speaking. Whether they ask the Lord for forgiveness, we’ll never know.
Downright pathetic on this woman’s part, her priorities are far from straight. Would love to know how well her business really does.