1. I know I have your lipgloss color in here somewhere!

2. OMG! I made a sale!! I know that Downtown Brown lipcolor is in here SOMEWHERE!

3. Quick, somebody close the trunk!

4. I seeeeee yoooouuuu hiding in there. Why are you hiding from me? You’d be a great face model! Helloooo? Please come out! I want your opinion on my business plan! Don’t you want to join my slammin’ team? You don’t have to tell your husband right now. Hellloooo? Helloooooooooo?

   • Haahaha…

     There needs to be a “like” buttom on here.

5. EEEEK! Look what you’ve done! You’ve killed my sister, the Wicked Witch of the South!

6. But when the witch bent down to peer inside the oven and check the heat, Gretel gave her a tremendous push. “Quick, Hansel, slam the door shut and we will be free!”

7. I know there has to be some real profit left for me in here somewhere!

8. When Caddies Attack!

9. Deep in the pink fog!

10. I’ll get you my pretty!

11. OMG! Nobody told me that inside every MK Caddy was a dementor sucking out your soul!

12. OMG! Nobody told me that inside every MK Caddy was a dementor sucking out your soul!

13. “No, No, No! You can’t take my Cadillac! I can requalify. I promise I can. I just need to beelieve.”

14. “PLEEAASSEEE release me from your wraaaatthhh, Master Ash…PLEAASSSEEE!” The SD cried.

    “I told you I would return one day and bring all my followers to the special place I have prepared…I guess I left out the details didn’t I? Once you give everything up for me there is no turning back…This is only the beginning of your cold, dark and lonely existence. What else did you think the Caddies were for? Panting a flower bed?”

15. Yay! My $3600 order won me a ride in Pam Shaw’s trunk!

16. The poor deluded Kaybot who believed that it really IS the Unit’s caddy.

17. Warning, your Mary Kay business will eat you alive.

18. How tacky is that!!!!! Selling stuff from the trunk of their car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And every Mary Kay lady I’ve met acts like they are above everyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!

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