1. Time to sing a possitive affirmation!

   “Out came the sun and dried up all the rain…”

2. Nice start. Mis-spelled POSITIVE. Sorry!

3. “Now, raise both your hands and join in as we do our chant……THIS.IS.NOT.A.CULT.THIS.IS.NOT.A.CULT…”

4. Linda Toupin saying….”Now, say.. I’m not a chicken, I’m not a chicken, I’m not a chicken three times a day in the mirror” Okay, ladies that is your training for the night, please leave your $ 20.00 at the door and don’t forget to tell the world how awesome I am on Facebook.

5. Minor Mary Kay sins mean you have to HOLD the Rubber Chicken.

   Big Mary Kay sins mean you have to BE the Rubber Chicken.

   • MLM Radar you are too funny! Big Mary Kay sins mean you have to “BEE” the chicken. I’m cracking up. 🙂

     • She BEE-lieves she’s the chicken!

     • Free- isn’t it… “if it’s to Bee- it’s up to ME! (so why does she want to be a chicken?)

       • I still can’t believe I fell for this bull for 18 year! What a waste. I lean on Romans 8:28 to keep me grounded. I’m having an angry moment right now. I still have a crazy chicken in my garage. When I return home that’s one of the first things I want to burn.

         • I still have my rubber chicken from those days. I’ve decided to keep mine because it is a reminder to be strong, and it’s just so silly!

6. And introducing our special guest speaker…….Tweety Bird. LOL

7. A canary in leopard’s clothing.

8. I can’t bee-lieve I paid ten bucks and brought a covered dish just to be hazed!

9. Boy, do I feel stupid for not realizing that ‘THIS’ was what they meant by having a ‘slammin’ hair cut. Mine was a regular ‘do.’ No wonder I never got anywhere in this biz.

10. Now, in Mary Kay , this is how we “tweet”…

11. The latest event..chickens and check books! If they did makeovers it could be sparkle and cackle!

12. Oops! Meant to be spackle and cackle. Darn spell check!

    • Winner Winner! Chicken Dinner! Oh punkedbypink that is priceless! Love it.

13. In just 6-8 weeks YOU can have the same results using our fabulous timewise lotions!

    • Does Mary Kay have a hair care line again? I’m not sure it’s working for her.

14. Introducing the new directors suit…

15. “All hail the chicken goddess!”

16. I have been to one Mary Kay event in my life, in Dallas (of course!). I was 14 and they had just launched a perfume called What A Girl Wants (yes, Christina Aguilera’s song). My friend’s mom was selling it and invited me and my sister to go because we were “young and hip!”… after a boring two hours of hearing about the new products and how great MK was they invited all the teen girls invited to get up and sing along to, you guessed it, What A Girl Wants. In front of a room full of Texas soccer moms… I’ve blocked that memory out for years until this pic! Ugh.

17. This is what happens if you don’t sell, sell, sell!!!!!!!!!

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