1. AGAIN with earrings. Even the directors are rolling their eyes. Closets are overflowing with handbags and jewelry from MK, waiting to be re-gifted to consultants or sold on Facebook during “closet cleanouts.”

    I am, however, impressed that the word “pivot” was not used.

    • They will spend money to ensure they “qualify”, and then spend money to register…all so they can have $200 more in taxable income.

  2. Charging $200.00 for a virtual conference is absurd. I imagine they’ll have to wear their suits, nylons etc. At least some directors gave actual gifts. My director gave paper coupons which no one ever redeemed. Cheap and useless. It’s no wonder My SD’s turnover rate was extensive.

  3. My name is Charles and I love the annual Mary Kay conference in Dallas.

    I always book a hotel at the event and go cougar hunting.

    As soon as Mark Kay consultants arrive, the wedding rings come off and the drinking starts. Many are trying to escape boring home lives with a little adventure.

    I’m 29 years old and bring lots of condoms and Viagra and party straight for 3 or 4 days with these horny under-sexed women looking for action.

    Easier than shooting fish in a barrel.

    • I don’t actually believe you.

      If it’s true: Wow! Gross! Ick!

      If it’s not true: Hilarious trolling! Thank you!

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