Mary Kay Seminar: A Clockwork Pink

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Written by The Scribbler

Every time I review a Mary Kay training document covering the do’s, don’ts, and you-darned-well-better’s of Seminar, I have to go draw a hot bath and pop two 800mg Motrins.  Most of the Seminar guidance put forth by Mary Kay’s leaders reads like deep Deuteronomian prose:  “Yea, and all consultants shall appear in Dallas beskirted – yea, those that appear in pantaloons shall be made to drink of the bitter waters and shut out of the camp, unless she bringeth an unblemished calf to Mary Kay Ash’s office for a jealousy offering, Selah.”  

NSD Linda Toupin’s website sports a Seminar how-to document that’s sure to make your brain rub its gray-mattered chin and ponder, “You know, some of the points covered by Toupin sound suspiciously like writer Bob Larson’s cult identification guidelines!”  So if you’re wondering why I’ve called you here today, it’s to show you a few similarities between the Toupin and Larson schools of thought.  Ready? 

“Do not try to combine this with a family vacation.  If…you all come early and your family leaves [before Seminar begins], that would be fine.  To attempt to room with your children and entertain them is simply too much…”

Diamond Director Debuts at Seminar 2012

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Again we have another user-submitted photo of the director debuts at Mary Kay seminar. The last year Mary Kay published these pictures publicly was 2009. We now add 2012 to our picture collection. This is a different angle, which makes a comparison difficult. Also the quality of the 2010 picture is not idea. (Any users with pictures from any recent year should email them to me, and include which seminar division the picture represents.)

Pearl Director Debuts at Mary Kay Seminar 2012

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It has been a few years since we had a picture of the new sales directors at Pearl seminar. Mary Kay stopped publishing these pictures in 2010, as they clearly documented the dwindling numbers in the United States. The angle of the picture below from 2012 makes it difficult to compare against 2009. It appears there are more women on the stairs in 2012, but fewer women lined up on the floor in 2012. Overall, it appears the numbers are similar between 2009 and 2012.  Pictures going back to 2006 are included below.

What a Truthful Seminar Speech Would Sound Like

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Written by Raisinberry

Pink Truth has examined the seminar speech that every Mary Kay “top director” gives. Now we get to see what the speech would sound like if the top director couldn’t tell a lie…

It is so great to represent my Unit, “Christie’s Chargers,” here today in the number two position in the Pearl Seminar! Ladies, stand up you are amazing! I couldn’t have done it without you! This year had a slow start because of July, where hardly any orders came in because everybody spent their money on Seminar, and had also ordered a bunch of product In June to win the June wholesale prize, and help us finish big… which put us all in a pretty big hole for the beginning of this year.

Seminar Bait: Scripts and Lines Used to Get You to Seminar

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Written by Raisinberry

Well we hate to have to burst your bubble about this most exciting event of the Mary Kay year… but SEMINAR is by far the most ingeniously devised manipulation of your mind, EVER. Just to get you warmed up for the reality of this extravaganza, here will be your BAIT lines to get you caught up in the hoopla.

“You can’t go next year! Why, if you don’t go this year you may not even BEE here next year!”

This is your director’s biggest fear. She knows that if she doesn’t get you on the career path, you will fizzle. Seminar is a choreographed emotionally manipulating experience where women LIE to your face from the stage but you love their sincere delivery so much, you will never notice.

You Can’t Stay Home From Seminar and Work!

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Written by Raisinberry

They Want you at SEMINAR SO BADLY that they are willing to SHAME you if you work YOUR BUSINESS!

In case you don’t believe the Veteran Consultants and Directors on Pink Truth about WHY you will be badgered endlessly to attend Seminar, let us investigate this NSD Document

Myth: I just need to stay home and work.
(Now this is labeled a MYTH by your Nationals because she is about to show you where your thinking is skewed – aren’t you lucky?. You thought you needed to make money instead of spending it, but you are wrong!)

Confessions of a Kaybot: The Story of a Quitting Mary Kay Consultant

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Written by Fembot67

I have 3 kids, and I’m going through a divorce.  Last summer I was dragged to a Mary Kat party.  I had been looking for a job at the time.  I fell in love with the products and was very interested in the opportunity.  The woman doing the party didn’t actively try to recruit me at all, but I went home thinking about it.  It looked so easy!  I called her a few days later and said “sign me up!”  She sent me the link and I got going.

I got the call the next day from my sales director and she instructed me to listen to Lisa Allison’s boot camp and her pod casts.  I ate the stuff up.  I was so excited!  Next came the inventory talk.  I was floored that I was being asked to buy so much product, but you can’t sell from an empty wagon, RIGHT??  I totally agreed.  Unfortunately, I had no savings, terrible credit and don’t use credit cards.  My sales director asked me to try to borrow the money, which I did, but no one would give it to me.  I ended up selling my third car to pay for it and came in at a Sapphire level.