1. “Simplicity” Sewing Pattern Party by JoAnn Fabrics

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   • Simplicity jiffy patterns. LOL.

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2. Blowout sale at Ross!

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3. 50 Shades of Blah.
   Cleta’s Clashers.

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4. Boomers in Blue

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5. Queens court of Polyester!

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6. Shades of the Sound of Music or Carol Burnett The Wind Done Gone. They saw it in the window and just had to have it!

7. Meet the finalists in the annual “Sew & Save” competition held in Dallas.

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8. Holly Hobbie’s missing apron. People who don’t know their net profit. What fake looks like. Recycled luggage fabric.

   Is anyone else noticing their grins at each other? I’m so uncomfortable with it all.

   • Holly Hobbie is so true!!!

     • Fake it till you make it!

9. They’re playing a game. First one to complain about the outfit has to pick up the dinner tab.

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   • Haha!

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10. The Smurf Parade

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11. Looks like somebody shot the couch, & this upholstery fabric is all that is salvageable!!

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12. #3 to #2: “I love how your huge 80s-hair distracts from your face!”

    #2 to #3: “Thanks! I love how brave you are wearing your hem above your knees!”

13. All decked out in: “My sweet little Alice blue gown” – tra-la-la.

14. Mary Kay decided to adopt the seven-headed Hydra as their new mascot. It is represented here by the seven Directors, and that explains the snakeskin print.

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15. The suit also doubles as a 1960s stewardess outfit for Halloween.

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16. The second lady on the right: does anyone know what she is wearing?

17. “Blue Gladiators” or “gladiator shoes for sale”

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18. Wow. Finally you don’t have to wear panty hose and closed toed shoes to Seminar in the 100 degree heat with 90 % humidity! Does MK sell self tanner? Looks like it.

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