Hustlin to Half Milli with Megan Coleman
Written by Parsons Green
I decided to check in on Megan Wilkes Coleman and see how her 2026 Seminar is coming along. Megan was focused on earning the 2025 Top Director Trip to Budapest so she could take a side trip to Austria to visit the filming sites for The Sound of Music. It takes $650,000 in pretend retail ordering (i.e. $325k wholesale) by the unit to qualify for the trip, and unfortunately, Megan did not earn the 2025 trip but was energized that this year’s trip would be to Switzerland. (If you’re interested in all the levels and prizes and qualifications, take a look at this document detailing things.)
Megan shared a glimpse of her daily affirmations. Her goal is to be a million dollar director. (She’s never come close, only earning the top trip 5 times). She also aims to become a national sales director. (But at the time she posted this, only had three offspring directors. Not even close, my friend!)
Megan was invited to the million dollar reunion in December, despite never getting close to a million. She came home energized and ready to WORK.
As 2025 came to a close, she shared her year end highlights. In addition to training at 5 Mary Kay events, she had a new offspring sales director Kaitlyn Stinespring. (Kaitlyn lost her directorship not long after that.)
In January, Megan held the first ever January Jumpstart for her future national Oasis area. Mary Kay believes in Megan and her team’s ordering skills and even sent a corporate employee to bring red jackets and director jackets for the team to try on.
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In February, Megan shared that their team was on their way to finishing qualifications for Cadillac #6!
Two weeks from the finish line, Megan admitted that she’s had a few cancellations and needs appointments now. She can come to you! Please host a party! Or join her team! (That month it was only $10 to sign up.)
With 8 days left in March, she shared that she had promised a pair of pink sunglasses to her son once she earned the Cadillac. Please host a virtual party! Be a face model! Sign up for her team. Please buy something or at least share her link!!! Also, please PRAY.
Jamie Taylor shared that Megan and her team earned the Cadillac and bought her a delicious cake to celebrate anotha’ car.
But how’s Megan doing on her quest for Switzerland?In April she shared that she had taken her eyes off the goal. They finished the Cadillac but she really doesn’t know how. It all just came together by the end of the month. I wonder how much product she ordered that month.
By May, Megan seemed to realize that they were nowhere close to finishing up the Switzerland Trip, which requires $650,000 retail, $325,000 wholesale. Her new goal is finishing up with $500,000 retail, $250,000 wholesale. She calls this “Hustlin to Half Milli.”
She started her goal sheet needing $60,287 wholesale. But after her first post, her second update seemed to show she had only moved the needle by $700. That’s not going to get here there by the end of June!
Megan has been in Mary Kay for 13 years. She needs you to join her team so she can increase her director count. She still only has 3 offspring directors. (After Kaitlyn lost her title, former taco Carly Phetteplace earned back the director title she had lost.)
Does this seem like an easy, enjoyable way for you and your family to make money? Does the constant begging and “how you can help” on social media seem fun?
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13 years of begging, car copays, cringy social media posts and piles of unsold inventory. How much debt has she accumulated while having nothing go towards retirement? That affirmation altar is sad and seems to be something an insecure young girl would make – this MK scam is such a pathetic waste of time.
Um…Megan…what’s in it for the customer/downline? Nothing but the reward that comes from charitable giving, I guess, because you don’t speak to this.
Sorry Megan, people don’t build sustainable wealth off handouts. And many donors expect to see their charity do something good. Sending a beggar on an international trip does not qualify in my book, and based on the results of your fundraiser campaign I am guessing I am not alone in this.
But you have certainly fooled some people who likely can’t afford this trip themselves into contributing to your trip, which is not likely to happen anyway.
Are you proud of this Megan? Or will you return their charitable contribution if the trip does not happen? They made a sacrifice for you…what are you prepared to do for them? Or will you just thank them then take the money and run?
Megan can go to Austria any time she wants. There are many Sound of Music tours available.
Too bad she’s wasting time and money playing the Mary Kay Game.
The sphincter lips smooch face might actually annoy me more than the gaping Muppet mouth.
Take Tripp fishing more often (you know, make memories of time spent with your cute lil’ redneck who will never be this age again) and quit using him as propaganda for your MLM. He’ll be happy with a pair of cheap shades from Dollar General as long as Mommy is the one who gives them to him, and you won’t croak when he loses or breaks them.
I’ll be adding “milli” to my list of Twee MK Lingo That Makes Popinki Stabby.
I’m not sure if it’s the light or a new lip-trend but it looks like she’s lined her lips a tad too far from her natural lip-line and not filled it in properly.
Milli made my eyes POP out of my head when I first saw it.
I think it aggravates me because “milli-” already means one thousandth.
Although 1/1000 of $1,000,000 is $1000, and half of that would be $500, and that’s only $250 wholesale!!!!!!! (plus tax and shipping on retail and income tax on gifts and freebies!!!!!!!!!)
Look at you with your fancy book-learning! 😉
My math teachers over the years would be THRILLED to know I actually absorbed something as I was sitting there like a bump on a log. I was good at geometry but everything else was very… durp.
Well, I certainly see a hole… of sorts… with the sphincter smooch.
The sphincter lips was a thing in the 90’s I hoped I would never see again. Ladies (and makeup-wearing gents) just… no. Please stop trying to look like the back end of a cat.
Why do they all write in the exact same deluded fashion? Oh wait, it’s a cult – same brainwashing.
Really loved: “…if you’ve been waiting to be part of the fun.” Do we need further proof of brainwashing?
When they ask people to pray, I wonder if most of their friends pray that they will see the light and leave Mary Kay.
Girlfriend is only 30 and the best she can do is a typed list of affirmations in Calibri???? Canva is super easy, babe.
Is she seriously this clueless (or willfully ignorant) to how many trips to Switzerland (or to anywhere!) or how many waaay nicer, far less embarrassing vehicles (of ANY color, not just pink!) than a Cadillac that she could’ve outright bought and paid for with the obnoxious sums of $$ she’s forked over to MK all these years, no cringey posts or begging required??
I mean, apparently so…
Ugh, what a WASTE…of perfectly good money, time, all of it.
former taco Carly made me laugh.
I think I’ve figured out why people are homeless, hungry, under-educated, un-insured/under-insured, etc. God, that great Capitalist in the sky, is so busy changing hearts & moving His spirit through every MLM on the planet. He hasn’t time for the rest of us anymore…deep sigh… (…sarcasm…)