After another long break from Caption This Photo, I’ve got one for you. Linda Toupin is calling her January jump start “Milk the Cows.” I think we should come up with a caption for the photo… in other words, a Read more…
It’s been a long time since we’ve captioned a photo! Mary Kay Ash’s former home is being torn down, and I though the picture of it meeting the wrecking ball might inspire some funny captions.
We haven’t done this in a while, but I found a photo that merited some ridicule, so here we go! In this picture we have MLM hopper Vincent Ortega Jr., who apparently has the microphone at a Mary Kay event Read more…
A group of Mary Kay national sales directors… Tell us your caption in the comments section below.
This is what success in Mary Kay looks like! Two adults at the top of the pyramid. Please leave your caption below!
Every year, Gloria Mayfield Banks has a dress custom made for Mary Kay’s Seminar. Here is this year’s monstrosity!
This is what a “professional” woman looks like in Mary Kay. How embarrassing to have to dress like a clown for your job! 2 rings, 10+ bracelets… and those stupid blingy pieces on the jacket. MK national sales directors look Read more…
Mary Kay national sales director Gillian Ortega and Cruella de Vil. Can you tell who is who? Leave your caption in the comments below.
This, my friends, is a Mary Kay business meeting involving both a national sales director and a sales director. No wonder there is so much success in Mary Kay Cosmetics!


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I think if MK were still around, she'd give the okay to wear pants (but only if they were pants…
She would be saying: Cleta, you are not recruiting enough! Get those numbers up! Directors, you need to be vigilant…
Stop dressing like clowns, streetwalkers, and mismatched frumps. Stop with the dancing and waving stupid props while crossing the stage,…
Please read with comprehension. Several were MK directors and Cadillac drivers who were in far longer than you will probably…
MK has 'middle school' friends. Friends until they aren't. Friends if you invite them to your sleepover, or swimming pool.…