Written by Frosty Rose We’re back again with our good friend Somer Fortenberry, checking in on her progress at the end of August. This is being written on August 31 as a follow-up to our post from last week, wherein…. Read more…

Written by Frosty Rose It’s been awhile since we did a mathematical takedown of any of our dear national areas, and it feels like now is the right time to take another stab at their “executive income” claims for directors. Read more…

Written by Parsons Green Mary Kay national sales director Somer Fortenberry came home from seminar with a bold goal. She would like to have 20 new directors this seminar year. If you debut as a director in Somer’s area by Read more…

Written by Parsons Green Somer Fortenberry has been featured on the front page of Pink Truth several times.  Somer, I know I’m thankful that you consistently post your totals on Facebook so we can share how awful the Mary Kay Read more…

Written by Parsons Green I started paying attention to Somer Fortenberry’s National Area when I saw this post in her area Facebook group the last week of June 2022. Somer pleaded with her team that she needed 299,925 in whole Read more…

Written by Parsons Green In late April, Somer Fortenberry updated everyone on her 2025 Seminar Goals. Like previous months, the April’s goals were audacious, unbelievable, and 100% unobtainable: $59,780 Wholesale (70% away from goal) 46 New Recruits (77% away) Out Read more…

Written by Parsons Green One of Mary Kay Ash’s quotes was: “People fail forward to success.” The Somer Fortenberry area seems to have mastered the failing part. Mary Kay nsd Somer Fortenberry always sets audacious goals for her team, and Read more…

Written by Parsonsgreen Somer Fortenberry is a national sales director in Mary Kay who desperately wants to reach the Inner Circle this Seminar Year.  (Side note: Remember that time a former sales director exposed how Somer cheated to get to Read more…

Remember Kimberly Perkins? A former sales director for Mary Kay who once drove a pink Cadillac and was going to be a lifer. She quit in March 2021 and admitted to cheating while in MK. Kimberly just HAD to walk Read more…

Somer Fortenberry wants to be a Diamond Circle nsd this year, meaning that she would bring in $200,000 in commissions (before subtracting any business expenses). The only way to do that is for lowly consultants to spend their hard-earned money Read more…