Mary Kay sales director Ali Zornes saying she’ll never wear a uniform again for the rest of her life. Also Ali Zornes: wearing the Mary Kay sales director uniform that is required to be worn at all MK events.

Why do women want a pink Cadillac from Mary Kay? It’s a great marketing tool, and that’s why Mary Kay offers it. It essentially costs them nothing out of pocket, since directors squeeze more orders out of consultants to qualify Read more…

This image comes courtesy of the Anti-MLM subreddit. I can totally imagine the desperate directors who want to finish their Cadillacs by June 30 sending these out. How would you respond?

Mary Kay NSD Dacia Wiegandt threw a tantrum yesterday because her Louis Vuitton bag was stolen off the baggage claim carousel in Atlanta. She was required to gate check her bag because there was no room in the overhead bins Read more…

Where do I begin with this email to one Mary Kay national area? I believe that she may have had 12 women there. (Rare, but possible) I believe she may have sold $500. ($41 a person is not unheard of.) Read more…

We can pray to God about anything. But what does he listen to? And does he intervene? We are well aware of the religious abuse heaped upon women in Mary Kay and their spouses. Everyone is told to take God Read more…

The push for the Cadillacs is on. On May 13, Ali Zornes needed $52,402. Three weeks later, she needed $46,443. She’s got less than 4 weeks to go. What is your caption for this photo?

Mary Kay sales directors can earn the use of a pink Cadillac if their unit does $102,000 wholesale production ($204,000 suggested retail value) in 6 months or less. (That’s $17,000 wholesale per month needed to get and maintain the Cadillac.) Read more…